Me: Hi honey :) I'd love to see you!
Fan: Great eliza do you do financial domination?
Me: Yes I do :)
I love taking all your money and spending it on myself
Fan: So you are greedy. And just care about you... perfect, probably will make me take you shopping and carry your bags?
Me: I guess you can call it greedy ;P I just know how I should be taken care of.
Yes we will max out your credit cards. I expect to eat at here http://www.parislasvegas.
and When you arrive I want you to have flowers for me. I like magnolias or lilies with red roses.
I also want more of my favorite perfume. http://www.chanel.
If I get to be really greedy I want this
And If I get to be really really greedy I will make you take me on a trip or buy me a new car!
Fan: Wow goddess sounds like you are in control, so I guess no gambling in Vegas? May I take out my girlfriend this weekend?
Me: Yes I will gamble with your money. But I am not very good so you will just have to watch me lose it all!
No, I don't think so. You need to save your money for me. In fact you will need to bring her credit cards along as well just to make sure I get everything I want.
Fan: Goddess you are a true findom im sure I cannot meet all your needs but I will put your wants first, start taking my lunch to work so when im in vegas you not me will have fun. Was going to a basketball game sunday is that ok?
Me: As long as you don't spend anymore. Did you already buy the tickets? If so your friends can give you a ride. No wasting gas. If you have to fill up that's less money for me.
Or maybe you can sell the tickets to a friend. You do not need entertainment other than me :P
You can always watch sports on tv for free.
but Id just rather you to sit at home in the dark thinking about how you can give me more when you are not with me.
Fan: Sounds like im your bitch.
Me: Yes! Now you have found your purpose in life!
Fan: Sounds like im your bitch.
Me: Yes! Now you have found your purpose in life!
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